Creationism and The Bible literally

Recent news about the museum opening, in where else but the good old US of A, depicting a six thousand year old Creationist World, prompted me to research further.

I took a good long hard look at why it makes sense to them.This is how I saw it;

A Jewish astronaut, a Zombie by all accounts, who was his own Father tells us that we can live forever if we symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood.

Telepathically tell him we accept him as our master so he can remove an evil force from our souls present in humans because a rib created woman was convinced by a snake, to eat an apple from a magical tree- well it all makes good sound common sense doesn't it?
So Darwin, Copernicus, Crick and Wilson eat your hearts out-you were wrong!

Time for me to get back to The Church and reality.I've been deluding myself with science for far too long.

Stumble It!